Y’all, it is daily that my people say things to make me laugh. Sometimes, it is just using the wrong word or phrase in a sentence. Other times, it is something outright funny. This is a collection of some of those things.
On our recent hike to Bankhead, we crossed over a small creek. Kyndall turns to my parents and says, and I quote, “I’m a dam expert.” Can you imagine the looks on my parents faces? Priceless! (Backstory: on a field trip to Desoto Caverns, K and her friends built a dam in a creek. It actually made the water run a different way, so she thinks she is an expert at building a dam.)
At the beach, Libby was about to get in trouble for something when she said “But Gra-Gra said it was ok!” Gra-Gra laughed and said “Well just throw me over the bush, why don’t you!” Ummm…. Gra-Gra? I think the correct expression is throw me under the bus!
The other day, I was about to get in the shower. Libby was holding Jase and I went to get him to put him in his seat in the bathroom, so I could keep an eye on him. She looked at me, shook her head no, and said, “Just give me a burp cloth and I got this!”
If Jase gets fussy in the car, the girls will sing to him. After another great performance, Libby looked at Kyndall and said, “We blowed the roof off of that house, yo!”
Libby was recently given gas (aka “Mr. Nose”) for some dental work. The gas always makes her act different, so I never know what to expect. The first time, she kept trying to tickle the dental hygienist. The second time, she just kept crying. This most recent time, she was snapping her fingers at the hygienist and demanding things–water, suction, etc. The hygienist and I were cracking up!
It’s always something around these parts 🙂